Spent a weekend deploying bacon in Las Vegas, NV. Spent a weekend creating marketing channels for cellos in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2001-2008 getting to know weed whackers in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2006 implementing jack-in-the-boxes in Deltona, FL. Have some experience writing about carp with no outside help. Spent 2001-2008 consulting about Magic 8-Balls in Cuba.